Woof! It’s me, Bodhi, your friendly 9-year-old golden retriever
I’m so happy you’re visiting my website! I want you to feel as safe and welcome here as you would in my backyard with a tennis ball and belly rubs. That’s why I’m keeping this privacy stuff super simple and honest, just like a good golden should.
Here’s the truth: I don’t collect any of your personal information just for wandering around my site. No sneaky tracking, no cookies that follow you home, and no selling anything about you—ever. I’m much more interested in belly rubs and treats than in collecting data.
The only time I might learn something about you is if you kindly fill out the contact form to say hello. When you do that, my mom gets your name and email so she can write back to you (and read your message to me while I do my happy wiggle). We only use that information to reply to you and maybe become friends. We never share it with anyone else, and we don’t keep it any longer than we need to chat with you.
If you ever want me to forget anything you told us, just let my mom know and we’ll make it disappear faster than I can chase a squirrel.
I promise to always treat your information with the same gentleness I treat my favorite squeaky toy. You’re safe here, and you’re always welcome.
Thanks for trusting me with your visit.
Now come closer… I think you need some virtual ear scratches and a big golden smile.
Wagging my tail forever,
Bodhi 🐾
The Bestest Boy